Memo from Information Technology (IT) Department

Dear Colleagues;

There are a lot of changes that are going to be taking place across the board as far as personal computers go.

The goal is to remove all laptop computers by December and all desktop computers by February as part of the ongoing cost-cutting around the company. Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch A Sketch?.

There are many sound reason for doing this:

  1. No boot-up problems.
  2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
  3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.
  4. No more worries about power cuts.
  5. Budget savings on Upgrades unparalleled.

Frequently Asked Questions for the Etch A Sketch? Help Desk:

Q: My Etch A Sketch? has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch A Sketch? off?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch A Sketch??

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch A Sketch? document?

A: Do not shake it.

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Created: 19 Feb 2005 14:25:22 -0800
Changed: 01 Apr 2005 12:29:43 -0800

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