A Girl's Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One who's willy's thick and long.

One who thinks before he speaks,

When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,

and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,

knows just what to say, when I ask How big's my behind?

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',

in the hall, the garden, and in the kitchen!

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

and never attempt to shag my best friend.

And as I kneel and pray by my bed,

I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.

Amen.

A Boy's Prayer

I pray for a girl with big tits and a big ass.